5 hours of Wagner is a bit much
Take her to a saucy puppet show instead
( Smash Monkey 2 Cannot actually train spiders, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 14:29, archived)

She can damn well go to Muppet burlesque
under her own steam. She's a grown up now.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 7 Dec 2021, 14:45, archived)