Mr Banter, this is the 10th time you've been in this month. Once again I have to stress that this is highly unorthodox and a digital rectal examination is normally perfectly adequate to assess for any prostate issues.
I'm starting to think you may just be doing this for the attention.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 22:46, archived)