TONGUE-PUNCH MY FART BOX

(sticklebricks, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 16:44, archived)

Great forum banter, Great Forum Banter.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 17:45, archived)

MAKE FORUM BANTER GRATE AGAIN

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 22:47, archived)

alright Ian

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 8:19, archived)

if you thought this would be funnier in capitals you were wrong

(Tony Shithouse, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 18:01, archived)

ARSEHOLE

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 22:53, archived)

Ÿ̷̧̩̩̩̱̤̺̝̳̥͍̲̬̖̝̼͓́̿̈́̈́̀̀̀̿͊͆̈͒̊̓̀̏́̿̄͘̚͘͝ͅȅ̴̲̹̹͈̦͓̬̻̟͓͍͍͍̙̣̪̳̪͚͔̭̬̰͉͍̞̹̫̻͚̹͓̤̝̎̒͆̊̑̒̊̋͊̍̈́͆̾͑̃̃͆̋̿͘͘̕͝s̴̨̨̡̧̛̛̰͎͍̟̯̦̣̬͉̻̞͔͈̗̩̦̦̳̮̮̝̺̤͕̞͕̻̳̤͇̈́͐̂̓̌͌̐͛̐̿̄̔̂͊͋͛͒̐̽͐̎̀̉̕͘͘͘͠͝͠ͅͅ.̸̨̡̡̧̛̛̛̰̳͍͙̝̠̳̣͕̻͓̲̦̳͍̱͚͖̜̪̻̜͓̣̝͎̦̠̖͂͋̽͑̑̎́̐̒̽̊̍̂͊̂͂̓̄̉̓͋͗͊̀̈́͑́̓̌̅̐͘̕̕̚̚͘̚̕͜͜͝͝͠ͅ ̷̧̧̧̡͈͈̣̝̭̖̞̯͕̱͈͈̘̜̗̝͉̣̩̭̱̤̆̿̐̌̈́̈̿̑͛̊̍̊͋̍̿̍͂͘̚̚͝͝ͅH̶̨̨̧̧̦̝͙̟͙̲̱̳͇̥͈̺̝͎͓̮͍̭̩̥̼̲̟̘̖͉̰̦̠̼͎̫̊̈́̐͒͑̉̾̔̍̏͗͐̋̆͆͊͛̽͆̄̅̈́̈̔̅̌̌̆̉̎̄̑̃̿̕̕̚͜͜͠͝͝͠ͅo̸̯̗̥̺̭͙͚̙͛̽̐͑̓̑́̄͌́͘͜ͅw̵̦̝͎̥̺͚̙̯͚̏͛͒̿͝ȩ̷͖̜͇̼͍̱͈̫͕̬̙̼̞̮̹̊͒͊̆̊̽̌̓̑͌̃̄̐̂͒͒̚̕̕͠͝v̴̧̧̡̛͇͖̗̣̜̘̤͖͇̦̳̫̺̫͈̟̭̈́̓́͆͛̂̾̍̌̾̌̍͝͝ȅ̸̡̢̡̨̧̧̛̼̖̥͍̜̱͍̳̳̺̰͍̝̥͓̖̹̙̻̞̦̮̰̪͙̊̈̓̊̿̔̃̂̍̈́̅͆̊̈́̃̕̚̕̚͝ͅͅͅŗ̶̢̱͙̟̙͕̥̦̙͈̼͔̩͚̝̝̪̖̩̫̝̳̘͌̅̈́̒͂̉͗̏̄́̅̽̌͆͌̌́̿̏͐̃̔͂͂̃͗̃̆͑̕͝ ̵̧̛̩̩͍̫̱̬̓̌̌́͂͒͑̾̈́̔̎̊͆̍͋̉̇͗̈́̾̍́͘͝͠͝͠͝͝z̸̛͙̫̦̥̗̦͇̘̺͎̜̤̣̘̱̣͍̪͖̼̐͐͊͊̇́̂͆̈́̌̂̒̀͊̍͛̓̊͑̑̎̋̍̀͆̓̈́̍͌̕͘͜͝͝a̷̹͇͇̗̘͎̰̭̼̩͍̗̱̟͓̺̣̘̘̙̻̙͚̼̝̭̘̔̋̆͒̂l̷̢̨̛̛̙̘̟̘̫̦̤̻͕̤̣̙̭̦̞̻̥̮̠̹̤͕̟̖͈͓̥̯̣̘̞̥̱̳̳̜̹̝̥͉͖̦̗̽̅́̽̈́̓̽͐̆͛͒̌̽̆̾̒̀̑̑́́̾̅̈́̄̇̇͂̈́̓̓̀̀̿͑̋̔̓̓̌̓̏͐̕̚͠͠͠ͅḏ̵̏̐̑͒́̿̀̽͛̓̽̿́̚͝͠ö̴͍̩͖̝̬͕̼͈͇̣̝͈͔̝͕͚̯͖͙̝̻̦̖͍̥̪̠͕̳̱̼͓̻̭̻̱̫̰̩͉̤̈́̉͜ͅͅ ̸̢̡̨̪̞̪̥͎͕͇̝̰̖̫̻͓̩͕͓̗̘̟͎̘̗̥̝̠̹̳̹̯̝͓͎͙̯̣͖̩̣̭̜̪̲̖̅̇̈̄͋̀̉̂̐͐͂́̈́̉́̽͌̀̅͊̌͗͗́͂̈̿̚͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅş̵̡̛̦̺͇̜̮̫̻̞̥̮̥̗̗͉͉̝̹͖̙͍̱̞̳̖̞̪̫̾̆̑̎̂͌͆̈́̋̈́̃̒̏̓̏́̔̚͜͠ͅͅc̵̲̅̋̓̇̾̆̄͊̉͒̆̍́̈́͐̽͐̽͑̄͐̽̌̈́̍̍̈́́͛̌́̋̈́̃͒̂͝͝r̸̠͇͓̲̀̂̋̌̇̄̊͗̚̕͠ì̸͇͈̻̳̬̘̻͙͚̘͎̻͖͚͐̍́̑̄̑́̈̃͋͋͠ͅp̷̨̙͉͍͖̳͙͚͇͙̲̗̝̘̣͎̭͚͇͚͔̍̔͌̀́͘͠ͅẗ̴̢̧̢̨̻̬̮͙̙͚̟̤̼̪͙͔͇̤̥̪̗̭͖͕̥̮̮̪̞̱͇̙̲͉̙̝̠̝͔̱̱̮͉̤̯̗́̀̚͘ ̴̨̡̧̨̨̨̪̼̥̯̻̝̪͓̣̻͙̲̥͉̙͙͙̫̖̝̙̩̱͇̲̦̲͈̜̘̤̼̙͕̮̞͌̏̑̑̾̾̆̌̓̐̂̿̿̉̾̓̊̑̓̍͗͋͑̏͛̌̆͛͛̾͌̒̂͒̍̇̈́̚̚̚͘͜m̴̡̧̧̢̛̙̭͎̬̙͓̻̰̮͙͉͙̗̮̜̙̱̤͎͎̭̮̤͈̝̹̝̠͈͛̋̏̐͋̂͊̾̏̓̆̉̅̊̽̉͒́̀̌̈̏̋̐̒̈́̃̕̚͝͠ȁ̵̧̡̨̨̛̦̻̟̠̹͚̱̪̹̮͖̹̤̤͔̪͕̘͔̳̮͍͉͍̲̙̬̰̹͈̹͙̪̇̊̉̃͗̓̇̂̿̀̉́̈́̆̉̆̓̈́̃́͊̀̕͘͘͘͝ͅk̵̡̢̡̫̼̮̗̟̥͇̯̫̘͚̺͈͍̼͚̲̳̞̂̉̆̍̋̍̽̕ẽ̷̡̛̫͎̪̬͈̟̤͈̰̼̯͈̯̘͙̺̭̲̖̝͖͙̹̙͉̀̽̀̓͐͌̈́̇̔̊̔͗̒͛̚̕͠͝ͅͅͅs̴̢̧̤̟̘̤̲̬̱̻̻͍̘̺͖̩̗̖̱͓̥͉̥̭̖̀́̈́͛̍̈̂̎̌͛̿̓̓͛̓͆̿́̋̎̉̇̈́̎͗̎̑̿̿̿̆́̃̈́̋͘͜͝͝ͅͅ ̶͔̜̼̬̝̭̺̳͔̮͕̿̀́͆͘͘̕͝ȩ̴̡̫̰̝̙̣̭͕̬͖̖͇̼̮̭̮̈̏̈́̃̈́̀͑̅͆͋̈̂̀̏̀͑̃̍̍̈́̅̔̒̈́͒͐̇̽͜͝͠v̷̧̲̣͔͖͍͕̪̬̱̝̣̻͓̰͖̖̘̲͎̠̰̰̊̿͒̓͐̈́͐͆̃̏͊̾̑̔̿̌̆̈́̇̄̄̂̂́͂̽̐̚̚͜͜͝͝ͅę̷̧̢̡̧̦͔̗̱͖̖̼̖̬̩̖̱̲̗̗̗̝̘̖̣̘̥̥͖͎̜̞̬̳̦̼͇͓̊̽͒r̷̛̛̛̛̦̮̪̖͎͍̻̩̎̉̈̉̄̓̏͋͋͒̿́̇̐̿̀̏͆̂͌̔̋̿͆̚̚̚͝͝ͅỳ̵̨̡̗͖̖̮̪͖̞̟͍̳̬̖͙̖̻̻͎̟̫͔̭̱͈̥̮̙̟̝̳̳̖̤̰͙̫̳̣̫͍́̉͒̀̌̓̆͊͆̓͊̇͂̾̐͊̑̒̐̒̓͌͆̑̈͐̒́̊̓͊̌̚̕͘͜͜͝͝͠ͅţ̵̨̨̨̨̮̞͙̰͖͍͍̝̗͖͙͚̳̙͔͓̠̬̌͌̈́̂̍̃̋̑̓͆̂̂͐̋̏̕̚͘̚̚͜ͅḩ̸̨̹̲̜̭͔̟̥͉̻͕̜͚͓̗͆͐̽̈͆̇̋̔̎̔͛̇͑̔͝͝i̶̧̨̡̢͍̼̹̫̫̠̥̣̦̳̥͖̩̖̼̱̐̎͊̈̎̓̓̄͂͗̈́͑͑́̀̅̐̄̑̈́̇̈͌́̓̋̅̈́̍͑̎̔͛͂̋̑̕͜͠͠͝n̸̨̠̪̙̳̻͙̄̊̆̔͠ģ̴̢̢͎͖̯̝͉͖̩͔̲̳͈̻̠̪̳̤͚͕̩̝̰̯̦̼̘̰̮̖͉̩͆̀̀̅͌̈́̉̑̊̈́̀̈́͐̀͛̇͗̌̇̎́̓͒͊͂̂̓̏͂͘̕̕͘͜͝͠ͅ ̶̛̥̩̻͙̺͍̟̤̮̮̼̻̩̞͈͈̪̟̂̈́̎̒̅͆̍̇̉̉̋̉̓͋̐̂̍̔͂̊̒̌̓́̇́̎̊͜͝͝͠͝͝ͅḩ̷̛̙̳̗̩͔͔̖͔͓͇̿͑̈̊̂̂̿͊͊̊͊̋͌̅͊͆̚͜i̵̧̛̛̗̬̥̖̺͇̳̻͗̀͌̇̒̈́̆̓̈̍́́͊͒̽̆̂̈̂͑̉́̌́͂̈́̒̉͑̈́͒̍̕͘̕͝͝͠͠l̴̛̠͓̻̥̳͊͌̆͐͗̑̄͒̾̔̊̈́̏͂̂̓̽̀͗̐̍͛̄͐͛͒̎̓̇̒̾̒̀̍̓̒͘̕̕͜͝ạ̸̛̣̞̦͓̙͉̙̻͎͉̙͙̥̰̬͕͇̰̝͓͍̰̗̱̟̣̬̹̮̞͇̫̠͙̫̄́͂̅̈́̂͛́͂̄͆̄̽̄͆̈̾͒̋̃̽̐̎̈͆̆̃͗̈́͛̏͗̉̆̐̇̎̂͑͆̕͜͝͝͝͠r̴̢̡̡̡̮̗̠̺̙̖̩͔͔̬͇̲̝̪̝̗̻̭̖̫̟͙͍͎̪̥̩͎̙͔̙̖̻̹̖̫̂̊͗͌͌͗̿͌͊̿̎̅̌͑̿̾̾͂́̀̎̊̐̃́͘͝͠͝͠͝͠ĭ̴̡̡̡̛̛̜̮̯̳͕̭͎̱̩̱̙̤̟̯̱͖̱̼͚̦̭̲͔̙̳͓͖̟̍̒̅́̀̈́̀̅̏̇̈͒́̓̂͛̈́̀͊̚͜͝͝ͅͅo̵̪̻̱̠̫̙͐̈̄̄̓̇̓̒͐̔̓̚͜͝͝ư̵̱̰̊͌̀̇̿̈́̽͒̎͋̈́̌̇̀̐̊̌̎́̓̎͗͋̚̕̕̚͠s̴̢̨̡̛̛̭̭̖͉̯͇̦̝͈̹̙̞͈̦̫̖̥̹̩͔̗̳̹̩̳̥̲̠̜̈́̈́̈́̇̀̅͂̇̀̍̾̃̀̄̐̈́̓̇̍͊̌̉̃̓̾̋̃̌̏͆̍̋͑́͜͜͝͝͝͠
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 23:00, archived)

A̶̡̧̨̨̧̛̩̱̭̟̺̣̲̠͔̻̥͖̱̬̮͇̖͇̖͈͈̖̳̫̠̠̤̝̙̘̙͉̫̥͇̥̣͐̈́͌̎̀͐̈́̀̈́̐̑̚̚͜͝͠R̷̢̨̛͍̯̮̫̰̼͎̪̝̰̗̩̖̙̗͕̩͙͍̟̦̝̿̑͑̍͐̂̓̅͗̃̈͂̃̈́́̈̾̓̎̄̃̚͜͠͝͝͠͝ͅS̵̘̲͉͚̤͖͔̠̫̯̼̭̘̠̣̬͍̺͖̆̽͑͆͋̾͂̌́̑́̈́̌̊̅̓͘̚͜͝E̴̡̧̡̡̛͔̙̙͇̩͓̮̟̥̟͚̗͖̥̯͚̼̗͉̫̮̗̺͈͆͂͋͛̾̈̀͐̀́̂̋̋̍̏̈́̔̚̕̚ͅḢ̷̨̧̨̡̢̨̛̛̞̘̻̰̙͚̯̹̬̲̖̯̪͓̫̰̖̣͓͛̽̋̉̋̃́̐̉̿̈́̈́̆͒̌͛͒͐͗̇̀̄̓͘͘͘͘͝Ō̵̢̢̡̢̨͈̬̫̥͔̭̙̰̠̞̻̗̞̖̝̙̘͓̱̪͇͔̳̖͇̹͉̗̲̹̝̘̖̥̤̥̗͚͈̥͚͉͔̑͐̔̈́̄́̊͊͗̀͊́̀̾̉͆̑͆̀͘͜͝͝͝ͅL̵̨̡̛͚̲̪͖̩̲̙̮̲̦̝̥̼̩̩͔̺̭̝̪̠̰͖̗̒̎̋́̿̂͆̈̏͌̓͊͂̿͗͂̿̊͛̅͊̇̉͗̇̈̒́̕͜͝͝͝ͅĘ̶̛̛̩̙͚̰̝͇̗̺̫͔̠͎̞͈̩̗̠͈͉͉̬̞̙͙̹̜͖̝͚̩̝͖͖̭̀̈̀͌̀͂͋̽̑̚͘̚͜͜͜ͅ
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 23:03, archived)

You’re a wizard Harry

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 2:38, archived)

JE AVAIS UN RESIDENCE

( broadsword, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 18:12, archived)

j'avais / une
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 18:13, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8325017
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 18:49, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 22:53, archived)

I can't imagine that would be pleasant for either of us

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 19:37, archived)

Mr Banter, this is the 10th time you've been in this month. Once again I have to stress that this is highly unorthodox and a digital rectal examination is normally perfectly adequate to assess for any prostate issues.
I'm starting to think you may just be doing this for the attention.
(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 22:46, archived)

I agree, inept attempts to pastiche what Chris Morris was doing 30 years ago are really cool.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 7 Mar 2022, 23:47, archived)

…if you’re a physically repugnant /talkwrong multispazz, as Chris would have said back then.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 2:33, archived)

I can see you’ve thought about it, you’ve put effort into it. That just makes it sadder really.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Mar 2022, 2:30, archived)