Morning comrades
If you don't answer the 3 minute warning I will invade Runcorn
Oh yes
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 6:49, archived)

Runcorn is shite

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 7:24, archived)

So is Walkcorn
Jogcorn's quite nice tho
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 9:08, archived)

Swimcorn is bollocks though

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 9:10, archived)

Hows about John Barleycorn guys and gals?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 9:10, archived)

You can get done for that

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 9:11, archived)

Ok copper

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 9:15, archived)

John "Humming Baws" Barleycorn?
He must die.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 9:11, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 9:13, archived)

A lot of Traffic on his website

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 9:14, archived)

Needs to host a moribund flebsite, that'll slow it down

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 9:41, archived)