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( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Mon 24 Apr 2023, 7:21, archived)

Breakfast bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 24 Apr 2023, 7:31, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 24 Apr 2023, 8:16, archived)

This is your 3 minute warning
Sos it's a bit late
Woot woot woot
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 24 Apr 2023, 8:51, archived)