we had my sister in law over for four days and got well and truly arseholed pretty much the whole time
I'm still not quite right
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 May 2023, 12:11, archived)

U r left
Lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 1 May 2023, 12:26, archived)

Went out on sat night
Only got to sleep at 6am today. I’m gonna suffer bad for the next couple of days…
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 May 2023, 14:46, archived)

I think what we need now is a cocktail
Or maybe just a large brandy.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 May 2023, 15:17, archived)

Settled on a couple of Jägermeisters

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 May 2023, 15:21, archived)

Just finished off the bottle.
Good riddance you vile cough syrup based stag-do fuel
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 1 May 2023, 17:16, archived)

Horrible stuff

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 May 2023, 17:25, archived)

b3ta, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 1 May 2023, 17:25, archived)