No food till after my surgery
- so I'm a hungry Wizard
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:34, archived)

Nil by mouth?
I take it you're having a general anaesthetic, then?
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:13, archived)

Yeah it's shite
Not due for another hour or so, but haven't eaten or drunk anything since 7 pm yesterday.
Still, could be worse - I could still be on the waiting list.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:31, archived)

You'll get 2 slices of cold toast
And a cup of tea about 2 hours after you wake up.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:45, archived)

Nope, private company insurance
So I'm tucking into a silver service platter of dainty sandwiches, with a choice of port, sherry, and wines.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:49, archived)