wakey wakey eggs and baky

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Thu 11 May 2023, 6:47, archived)

Fertilized please
Eggs not the pig
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:06, archived)

Weetos and a hard boiled

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:44, archived)

No breakfast until I've had a shower

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:54, archived)

Thursday

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 11 May 2023, 7:54, archived)

Early 90s cheryl baker y/n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:13, archived)

Just making my mind up
This is a rather sexist posting by yourself
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:33, archived)

Misogynistic sexual objectification of women y/n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:39, archived)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=mordaunt
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:42, archived)

Plumdozer y/n

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:44, archived)

n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:49, archived)

He blows camels apparently

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:01, archived)

I heard he gives them a right seeing to

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:23, archived)

Correct.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:31, archived)

Ive heard he sniffs lady camels
And French kisses them
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:34, archived)

French kissing in the ungulate

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:52, archived)

No food till after my surgery
- so I'm a hungry Wizard
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:34, archived)

Nil by mouth?
I take it you're having a general anaesthetic, then?
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:13, archived)

Yeah it's shite
Not due for another hour or so, but haven't eaten or drunk anything since 7 pm yesterday.
Still, could be worse - I could still be on the waiting list.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:31, archived)

You'll get 2 slices of cold toast
And a cup of tea about 2 hours after you wake up.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:45, archived)

Nope, private company insurance
So I'm tucking into a silver service platter of dainty sandwiches, with a choice of port, sherry, and wines.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 11 May 2023, 16:49, archived)

Horseshit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 8:50, archived)

No-one's reading all that horseshit you type.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:01, archived)

I am

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:07, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:25, archived)

what’s the vegan option?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:03, archived)

McDonald's

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:14, archived)

I'm fucking starving

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:25, archived)

How much do you pay starving?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:36, archived)

11p

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:46, archived)

That's 22% of lunch sorted

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:38, archived)

Plastic Peperami

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:32, archived)

Yazz and the +

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:39, archived)

The only way is horseshit

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 11 May 2023, 9:46, archived)

The taste is about right but the texture completely off

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 11 May 2023, 10:37, archived)