Certainly is Miss Wank
How is the frozen North this week?
It is scorching here
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 13:32, archived)

Absolutely glorious ACTUALLY

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 5 Jun 2023, 13:52, archived)

My penis you mean?
I am rather proud of it
And happy National Sausage Roll Day
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 14:16, archived)