Bollocks to Glastonbury
If it hasn't got tunnels under the fences and scallies charging a fiver it's a waste of time
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 12:01, archived)

Someone here called it a middle class middle aged wankfest
I pretty much concur
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 6 Jul 2023, 12:07, archived)