We need a cockwash thread to sort out the knobcheese
Paternity leave is ending I am back on Monday
Fuck I don't wanna return
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:28, archived)

I hope you managed to spend some quality time with the infant inbetween shitposting on here

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:36, archived)

I've had her down the pub for her first pint
And she's had a few cheeky lines so yeah
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 8 Aug 2023, 12:44, archived)