What have you got against chocolates biscuits?
You strange person
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 9:40, archived)

Too brown

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 9:41, archived)

Bit racist
Tra la la la la
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 9:52, archived)

BRB KLAXON!!!

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 10:11, archived)

Congratulations, you have stripped this of all meaning and humour.
And my axe.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 18 Aug 2023, 15:24, archived)