Sammy Head​-​Splitter and the Shit​-​Spitters
"Roscoe had a gunshot wound to his head but there was no gun. Sammy had a gun but it was a .22 with pink glitter on it. Roscoe was shot with a 44. The windows were up and no bullet holes. That means 2 Sammy's. I miss those idiots. Sammy took a shit in my microwave once."
(I once heard John Peel mention The Shit-Spitters on his show, followed by "... and now this is 'Fax Me, I'm A Prick'")
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 24 Aug 2023, 17:31, archived)