It's Bums Out Tuesday!
I hope you have yours out?
Out, proud and splendid
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:30, archived)

I'm in the office, I don't think they'll appreciate it
But it's as pert and firm as ever.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:57, archived)

You just gazzed me a picture
It shirley is Mr H
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:09, archived)