Get him some cat mint
Good for the digestion and it'll get him a bit stoned.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 8:58, archived)

Spike his lunch with acid
Then film it for YouTube
With your bum out obvs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:01, archived)

I think I'll have to
He's just so hyper. I can't wait till he's big enough to play outside, where he can burn off some energy without driving me batshit
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:03, archived)

I can hear him in the bathroom
He's attacking the shower curtain again
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 5 Sep 2023, 9:24, archived)