ah, I cheated
I needed reconstructive surgery and couldn't get it without losing a lot of weight, so my surgeon "doctored" my notes slightly to say that I was juuuuust in the diabetes bracket, meaning that I would be ok'd for gastric bypass surgery. Easiest surgery I've ever had!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 16:42, archived)

Fantastic!!!!!
17 stone!!!!
It's not cheating- you still had to eat less! I love food but I overeat
(Bou-, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 17:01, archived)

I can only eat small amounts still
and when it comes to drinking, I'm a cheap date now, it goes straight to my head
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 17:15, archived)

Hahahaha!!!

(Bou-, Sun 24 Sep 2023, 17:39, archived)