I can see myself as a benevolent dictator
Hitler without the silly moustache
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 11:13, archived)

I'll have a little Hitler merkin

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 11:29, archived)

To disguise your single testicle
Lol disguise
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 27 Sep 2023, 12:08, archived)