It's the hallucinations that are the real problem
He thinks he's at Stansted but it's actually Runcorn
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 8:34, archived)

Could be Crewe

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 9:04, archived)

Crewe is fucking brilliant.
It is certainly no Bumcorn.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 9:17, archived)