Afternoon
I was going to do laundry, but there's a cat on me. What were you going to do today?
Alt: what's for lunch?
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 12:44, archived)

I have lessons but at least fewer than yesterday so I can rest a bit
I just take a quick nap between preparing/having the lesson.
It's so nice having a cat to sleep on you
Very comforting
I'm having leftover macaroni for lunch
(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 12:49, archived)

Gambgone

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 12:53, archived)

DIEKILL GamDONE, more like!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 13:05, archived)

Mine is better.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 13:06, archived)

I think it would be better if you lost the 'b' though, it's superfluous

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 13:18, archived)

Once again, getting my news from b3ta

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 13:20, archived)

It’s the only trustworthy news source there is

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 13:42, archived)

That's nothing, I've just found out yet again that an acting great who died was in Harry Potter

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 15:18, archived)

Didn’t he replace another actor that died after the first film?
I could Google it but it’s too much like hard work
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 15:37, archived)

Richard Harris
He was in the first 2, but died before they started filming the third
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 15:47, archived)

Dunno
Yeah, apparently he replaced Richard Harris, best known for his surprise hit Macarthur's Park.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 15:49, archived)

Dangerous innit playing dumbledore

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 16:10, archived)

You tell me

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 16:11, archived)

It’s dangerous playing dumbledore

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 17:05, archived)

Agreed
Very dangerous
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 17:15, archived)

Michael GambOFF

(piss and shit, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 13:42, archived)

Michael deadcunt

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 13:46, archived)

I'm not in work till 5
It's fine having him sleep on me, until he farts. I think I'll have toast, I'm not really hungry
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 12:53, archived)

Do they stink real bad?
I've never smelled a cat fart.
(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:06, archived)

Pretty rank yeah
The dog excels in eggy ones
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:22, archived)

Hahaha!

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:36, archived)

He likes eating slugs
So yes, they're absolutely fucking toxic
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:30, archived)

Hahaha!!

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:40, archived)

What do you reckon to online TEFL courses?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:21, archived)

If you're seriously wanting a career as a teacher
of English as as foreign language, do the CELTA or DELTA course which is associated with Cambridge.

www.cambridgeenglish.org/
(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:39, archived)

Not a full time teacher
I just feel like doing something academic and one of my previous regulars completed TEFL
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 15:45, archived)

When I did my DTLLS they gave you £10k I think it was as they were begging for lecturers.
I put it all up my nose. Great times
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 16:11, archived)

You should be ashamed

(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 18:44, archived)

Well I did a TEFL
At the Tefl Academy which is quite good but Celta is better
(Bou-, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 16:16, archived)

You need cat remover
Lunch was some Quality Street
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:20, archived)

You like a big purple one, eh?

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 14:31, archived)

Sexually or just for oral stimulation?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 15:46, archived)

Whatever nurdles your crumpets

( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 16:23, archived)

A dog?

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Thu 28 Sep 2023, 15:20, archived)