I prefer the bacon slicer treatment
Tied to a bacon slicer and sliced thinly, feet first, so they can feel it
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:24, archived)

I'd consider that too

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 10 Oct 2023, 11:32, archived)