'excellent Vespa riding skills'
'can shout bellboy and I look a bit Downs'
'I regularly ram a huge load of ground up 'blues' and 'black bombers' down my japper'

'Also, in addition to this I'll tell you what you can do with your eye teeth and your job, you can take that mail and that franking machine and all that other rubbish I have to go about with and you can stuff 'em right up your arse'

'I am available for an immediate start'
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:40, archived)

I am Jamie Oliver
Can I put you down as a reference please?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:49, archived)

I've moved on from basically water pissing out my nose, to Ghostbusters' Slimer deposits
that's progress right?

I still made myself go to see Godzilla X Kong, it was a mixture of great monster fights and references to the old skool Japanese films, and embarrassing American wank. Shame
( Queef Richard's U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 17:57, archived)

Well all of that sounds totally shit

(LeviBelsniff, Tue 9 Apr 2024, 18:31, archived)