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( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 26 Apr 2024, 23:21, archived)

Is that a fart?
I'm not up to date with British slang
(Bou.. Fuck thee in an offly direction, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 12:32, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgT-fg01vY
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 27 Apr 2024, 15:35, archived)