Hammers and fire
.... hammers AND fire.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 11:52, archived)

I like spiders

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:05, archived)

Yeah, sure, it's fine when they're lovely little fluffy baby spiders
but when they're as big as plates they're not so cute.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:31, archived)

I have had pet tarantulas, you know

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:57, archived)

Alright Gavin Williamson

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:38, archived)

*Googles*
Nope, none the wiser
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:40, archived)

Your google power is weak
www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/23/the-tarantula-stays-tory-chief-whip-wont-remove-pet-spider-from-office-gavin-williamson
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 14:21, archived)

Ah, that explains it
I had a Mexican red knee tarantula called Elvira and a Chilean rose tarantula called Genghis P. Fucklegs
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 14:29, archived)