Hi knob-goblin's, how r u

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:10, archived)

going to a Roman army exhibition at the British Museum today, it looks ace

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:11, archived)

They're getting on a bit now, not very good at drills

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:25, archived)

I went to the exhibition
it was good. Busy though. Bit frustrating when everyone is wanting to get a look at some bit of papyrus, but amazing stuff.

Biggest shock - soldiers had to be 5'7" to get into the Roman army!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:36, archived)

terra cotta army could beat the shit out of them

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:54, archived)

I'm pretty good
Am rich for the next 24 hours. All the direct debits go out tomorrow so once again I shall be shaking my fist at the cosi-livie-crisis.

Looks like a lovely day out there. I'm in the office, right in the corner at the back. Gonna get rickets at this rate... it's lovely and sunny outside.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:29, archived)

Is that the one about that mass slaughter?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:54, archived)

Yeah let's do that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 10:54, archived)

-s

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 11:43, archived)

Alright, monster munch

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 11:49, archived)

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( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:20, archived)

PANTS and ASS

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:27, archived)

I have about 200 baby spiders on my window
So there's that
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 11:49, archived)

Hammers and fire
.... hammers AND fire.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 11:52, archived)

I like spiders

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:05, archived)

Yeah, sure, it's fine when they're lovely little fluffy baby spiders
but when they're as big as plates they're not so cute.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:31, archived)

I have had pet tarantulas, you know

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:57, archived)

Alright Gavin Williamson

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:38, archived)

*Googles*
Nope, none the wiser
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:40, archived)

Your google power is weak
www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/nov/23/the-tarantula-stays-tory-chief-whip-wont-remove-pet-spider-from-office-gavin-williamson
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 14:21, archived)

Ah, that explains it
I had a Mexican red knee tarantula called Elvira and a Chilean rose tarantula called Genghis P. Fucklegs
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 14:29, archived)

I'm in the office because I have to for 2 days a week as it encourages teamwork
I'm in a team of 1.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:16, archived)

Looks like it's OFFICE WANKING TIME!

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:21, archived)

Can't find the code for that on the timesheet.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 12:23, archived)

complain to your team leader

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:19, archived)

Call a meeting with the whole team and have a mass...
...discussion about it.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 Apr 2024, 14:37, archived)

MC GONE-rad

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 13:31, archived)