Set a carrot on fire and shove it so far up your ringpiece it sets your nostril hair ablaze
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:07,
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It's very hard to get a carrot alight
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Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:18,
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Not if you douse it in napalm
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:20,
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