It's National Bugs Bunny Day I have just been informed
How do you propose to celebrate it?
I may do something carrot related
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:02, archived)

What's up doc?
I assume you weren't struck off for injecting your patients with barbiturates then? It's been a while since I was here!
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:06, archived)

Not yet

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:35, archived)

Not yet

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:41, archived)

Now?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:46, archived)

Go on then

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 16:01, archived)

💉💊💀👍🏻

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 21:10, archived)

Shove a carrot down your japper

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:07, archived)

+billy

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:07, archived)

Agadont

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:08, archived)

Tits

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:09, archived)

Hiya

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:10, archived)

Tits are good
More of a bum peep myself
Lol bum
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:44, archived)

LOL
pee
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:46, archived)

Bit too much girth
I would need a lady japper sadly
:(
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:38, archived)

2 words: patience and practice

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:46, archived)

I might get a Fleshlight
And practice with that
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 16:02, archived)

Set a carrot on fire and shove it so far up your ringpiece it sets your nostril hair ablaze

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:07, archived)

It's very hard to get a carrot alight

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:18, archived)

Not if you douse it in napalm

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:20, archived)

I was going to go on a killing spree with a samurai sword but that's bindun now.
I suppose I could still poison the local reservoir or set fire to a cat sanctuary but meh. Maybe next year.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:12, archived)

Have you considered mustard gassing Prague?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:16, archived)

Well I hadn't until now.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 17:43, archived)

I've been a wise cracking cartoon rabbit all day.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:22, archived)

Bugs Bunny is a silly name tbh

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:45, archived)

Not as silly as Hubert Hare

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 15:51, archived)

Pubic Hare

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 16:00, archived)

Bugs Bunny is called Monsieur Lapin in France
on account of bugs being a very offensive word in French.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 16:23, archived)

What does it mean?
Google translate just says bugs=bugs.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Tue 30 Apr 2024, 18:03, archived)

Pubic Enema

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 1 May 2024, 8:53, archived)