I've just spotted the thread below
and I can report that last night I rent the air with huge, loud stinking farts all throughout the night. I had to open the windows when I got up, it was vile.

Have our guts and guffs synchronised like womens' periods?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 May 2024, 8:57, archived)

As opposed to men's periods?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 9:22, archived)

As oposed to another kind of period
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Period_(periodic_table)
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 May 2024, 9:39, archived)