PUTRID FLATULENCE thread #2
Mine is homebrew stout and omelette
@proud
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 6:24, archived)

Please, Daz, stop posting on b3ta

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 2 May 2024, 7:09, archived)

On it m8

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 7:44, archived)

Cider and peas here
Cider and peas
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 May 2024, 7:29, archived)

Not cheesy peas?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 7:45, archived)

Cheesy peas would cause arsemageddon

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 May 2024, 7:51, archived)

How ladylike

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 7:55, archived)

I may be a woman
But I never claimed to be a lady
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 2 May 2024, 8:02, archived)

Lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 8:12, archived)

Shut it Lisa Stansfield

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 May 2024, 8:58, archived)

I've just spotted the thread below
and I can report that last night I rent the air with huge, loud stinking farts all throughout the night. I had to open the windows when I got up, it was vile.

Have our guts and guffs synchronised like womens' periods?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 May 2024, 8:57, archived)

As opposed to men's periods?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 9:22, archived)

As oposed to another kind of period
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Period_(periodic_table)
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 May 2024, 9:39, archived)

May have just bagged a couple of free tickets to St Vincent
fucking yes!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 May 2024, 9:17, archived)

St Vincent did a song with David Byrne
It didn't inspire me to investigate further
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 May 2024, 9:57, archived)

Oh one of Jellyfish is in her touring band
So there's that.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 May 2024, 10:01, archived)

Talking Heads were a bit crap tbh
No Dexy's that's for sure
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 10:13, archived)

Who were, really

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 May 2024, 10:19, archived)

Thomson Twins at a push

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 10:23, archived)

Come To Daddy and Windowlicker were alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 May 2024, 10:27, archived)

Yasss!
bagged the fuckaz!!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 2 May 2024, 10:55, archived)

I really need to stop buying gig tickets and then finding I can't be arsed with life when the date arrives

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 May 2024, 11:21, archived)

I always pictured you as a cheery optimist who skipped through life in a happy gay fashion

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 11:54, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 2 May 2024, 12:00, archived)

:)

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 11:26, archived)

oh man I LOVE the Caribbean!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 2 May 2024, 13:10, archived)

Time to top the fart factor up
Cabbage water and Campbell meatballs
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 2 May 2024, 13:05, archived)