he's a private morris dancer, he dances for money

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 6 May 2024, 12:47, archived)

Ym does
I put a fiver down her knickers for a 'special' dance
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 6 May 2024, 12:50, archived)

i bet she got your bells jingling

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 6 May 2024, 13:10, archived)

Danced right round his maypole

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 6 May 2024, 13:37, archived)