I own vests of no description.
They're literally indescribable, in the Lovecraftian sense.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 20 May 2024, 7:38, archived)

No vested interest then?
Lollollol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 20 May 2024, 7:54, archived)