Tree blew down beside my house last night, almost blocking the road.
One of the support workers lives along the road so I said this morning "you managed to get past the tree, then?" She replied "oh, yeah... what happened?"

She's thick as fuck.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 May 2024, 14:44, archived)

Keyword: Scottish.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 23 May 2024, 14:48, archived)

Hilariously, she's English.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 23 May 2024, 15:02, archived)