Unless you're sincerely asking
In which case, it's fine thanks. It's really big, which makes it difficult to maintain, especially now, where we've had lots of sun and rain, so we're having to mow it a lot. First time ever, I've paid for gardeners, because my time is valuable and I don't want to spend all summer just working on it. I'd rather sit in it and sun my bald bonce.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 May 2024, 12:17, archived)

we're looking at getting a cleaner again
it's been four years since we last had one, I'm fucking sick of cleaning
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 May 2024, 12:43, archived)

I was always against such things
But it all just takes so much time, and I like not working at the weekend
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 May 2024, 12:53, archived)

my attitude is to ask myself what my hourly rate would be to do the task
and whether I'd rather have the time or the money
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 24 May 2024, 12:56, archived)