In the beginning there was Jack, and Jack had a groove
And from this groove came the grooves of all grooves
And while one day viciously throwing down on his box
Jack boldly declared: "Let there be Trouse" and Trouse music was born
I am you see, I am the creator and this is my house
And in my house there is only Trouse music
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 May 2024, 13:39, archived)

I liked this!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Fri 31 May 2024, 14:14, archived)