Sing it with me: I bought a croissant/You bought your friend a balloon
Your friend a ball-oo-oon
dah dah dah dah
,
it's sung to the tune of "bollocks"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Jun 2024, 22:04, archived)