🥷🏻 Aww, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?)
We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's
And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack
They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap
Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way
'Cause that would blow me 'round the world in a day
We drove to the drive-in and she didn't have to pay
Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Jun 2024, 22:53, archived)

your momma's got a glass eye
with a fish in it
(piss and shit, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 6:37, archived)

... an afro with a chinstrap!!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jun 2024, 15:10, archived)