My dog's had the shits for the last couple of days.
Let her out into the garden this morning while I cleaned up last night's accident, but instead of doing any more required pees/poos she just went mental at the hedgehog currently nesting underneath the shed.

Fuck you, hedgey.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 9:38, archived)