Morning bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 5:36, archived)

Lol we're both up early
Lol up
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 5:39, archived)

settle down

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 5:46, archived)

Lol down
My sleep pattern is fucked since the weekend
3 day drinking destroys me now
I should buy slippers and a cardigan
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 5:54, archived)

buy me a new shoulder while ur at it

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 6:05, archived)

And a cardigan

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 6:55, archived)

In the post!
Courtesy of the trouser people on the telly
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:15, archived)

In the post!
Courtesy of Temu
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:14, archived)

Turtle power!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:25, archived)

Lol bot

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 6:55, archived)

<s>Lol up</s> Turtle power!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:24, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 6:48, archived)

Mornibundums

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 6:55, archived)

Morning m8
How's it hanging?
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:17, archived)

Tired
Not sleeping well at all
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 10:06, archived)

I hope all our bottoms are on the mend
it's no fun having the squits or bumgrapes. No fun at all.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:09, archived)

My bottom has been perfectly healthy I'll have you know

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:15, archived)

Well that's nice

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:30, archived)

My bottom is fine ta
Just been admiring it in the mirror
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:18, archived)

Great
well done
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 7:31, archived)

<s>Just been admiring it in the mirror</s> Turtle power!

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:24, archived)

My dog's had the shits for the last couple of days.
Let her out into the garden this morning while I cleaned up last night's accident, but instead of doing any more required pees/poos she just went mental at the hedgehog currently nesting underneath the shed.

Fuck you, hedgey.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 9:38, archived)

Hi

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 8:01, archived)

Have you tried inserting your head into a pig's anus?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 9:10, archived)

Yeah

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 9:12, archived)

how was it?

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:06, archived)

Pretty enjoyable tbf

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 11:13, archived)

oh. good.

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 13 Jun 2024, 17:35, archived)