Record them
Then get the biggest speakers you can find, put them right up against the wall that's closest to their bedroom and play the recorded barks at full volume at around 3am.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:34, archived)

i always thought 3am was more of a triangle

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 12:43, archived)

It's actually 2 isosceles triangles forming a rhombus

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:04, archived)

i'll give you a bloody rhombus in a minute

( MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 17 Jun 2024, 13:11, archived)