well
if you find a load of dead people on your lawn with plastic cups scattered everywhere, I think it's safe to say that there was a cult
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:34, archived)

might have just been using cult brand lawn fertiliser
( MiseryCunt S P E L L C A S T I N G, Sat 29 Jun 2024, 15:46, archived)