I just done one that smells worse than several of yours.
Proper creeping undead rotting horse flesh aroma to this one. Fuck.
How have you disgusted yourself recently?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 20:56, archived)

By replying to your post

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Fri 23 Aug 2024, 21:58, archived)

Cheers hun.
How's your menopause developing?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:59, archived)

I dropped one when I got home from work
The cat gave me a disgusted look and jumped out of the window
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Aug 2024, 22:56, archived)

We like to say that something crawled up your arse and died

(Lord Buttfart is the worst cunt you'll ever meet, Sat 24 Aug 2024, 18:02, archived)