I have to confess, I have been thinking about stealing one of your hats over the years.
So you'd have to become Hat Solo.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:23,
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Write to fesshole.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:24,
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No, that's for made up stories, this is real.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:26,
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Dear fesshole, one time my stepmother got trapped under a table and her skirt fell off and my trousers fell down and I tripped on a bar of soap. Anyway it's all completely true.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:29,
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