Hi everyone, my mate Paul got trolled on twitter by Mr C of The Shamen, pretty big fucking news eh
I'm happy to sign autographs if anyone wants one.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:03, archived)

Who?

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:07, archived)

Paul.

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:08, archived)

No the other one.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:09, archived)

Paul the other one, it's got bellends on it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:10, archived)

omg u Internet Troll
Who TF are "The Shamen" and why should I care?
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)

You're an idiot, Trouser

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)

nuh uh!
I am the most cleverest!
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:14, archived)

I follow Mr C on facebook
He's entertaining enough but he bangs on about politics in a massively hypocritical manner
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)

What name does he go by?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:18, archived)

brb

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:21, archived)

b n
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 20:06, archived)

I knew someone who knew Mr C
The guy I knew had something like 140 different mixes of Ebeneezer Goode.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:11, archived)

I just don't think anecdotes are your forte.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)

K, reporting this for bullying

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:12, archived)

About blimmin' time!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:14, archived)

blimm fist
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:22, archived)

blimm clobber
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:27, archived)

blimmin' Hammer
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:37, archived)

li u
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:41, archived)

bully fist
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:15, archived)

I have to confess, I have been thinking about stealing one of your hats over the years.
So you'd have to become Hat Solo.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:23, archived)

Write to fesshole.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:24, archived)

No, that's for made up stories, this is real.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:26, archived)

Dear fesshole, one time my stepmother got trapped under a table and her skirt fell off and my trousers fell down and I tripped on a bar of soap. Anyway it's all completely true.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:29, archived)

that's....rather a lot

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:31, archived)

i dunno i took ten in one night once

( MiseryCunt, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:07, archived)

eez fist
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:51, archived)

Hi, this is a post about brn getting fisted by Tommy Robinson, while the ghost of Hitler watches and wanks.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:14, archived)

brn

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:16, archived)

brn brn brn brn brn brn brn
brrrrrrrrrnnnnn brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnn brrrrrrrrrn brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrnnnnnn
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:17, archived)

Hello?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:19, archived)

Oh man, I meant brb, how will I ever live this one down!!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:30, archived)

it’s pretty embarrassing, you should probably delete your account

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:34, archived)

+kill yourself

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:00, archived)

#collarspacegate

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:26, archived)

In what way did he troll him?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:21, archived)

www.instagram.com/p/C_0T3G3MKXE/
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:43, archived)

Alright, David Holmes

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:52, archived)

not bad thanks

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:53, archived)

Awooga! What a rush.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:57, archived)

thanks for the 2nd hand embarrassment
I could feel my skin actually crawling
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:02, archived)

Welcs bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:18, archived)

Chortle.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:27, archived)

I once met mr C at that nightclub he ran
I think he might have been on drugs at the time

The Shamen were fucking shit btw
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 15:58, archived)

Their album Drop is a decent neo psychedelic record
Their problems started when they 'went rave'
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:19, archived)

Do you mean The End? That was a good club
He also had Tonic in Bognor that was alright too
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:20, archived)

yeah the end
that was it
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:42, archived)

I wish this was the end of you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 19 Sep 2024, 16:54, archived)