100% real. I'm on my third keyboard already.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:55, archived)

all your angries are belong to us

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:58, archived)

Oh ok then.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 17:59, archived)

I'm running a workshop now on how to avoid being angry on the internets
Do you want to join?
We have free coffee and donuts*


*virtual
(Fantasma:, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:10, archived)

I don't want any of those things. Gross.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:11, archived)

not even virtual blownuts?

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:12, archived)

I am not sure I want to know what that is.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:18, archived)

have you got a webcam? i'll show you

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:25, archived)

NO GRUNDLE

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:26, archived)

Don't worry they're virtual
You just have to make chomping and slurping sounds and everyone will be happy

ESPECIALLY ME!
(Fantasma:, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:26, archived)

Yeah... no.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:35, archived)

SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRP!

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:39, archived)

I suppose I should be grateful that this is not as gross and degenerate as your Gaz messages...

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:42, archived)

our gaz love sessions are supposed to be private, daddy

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Thu 26 Sep 2024, 18:51, archived)