Fucksake
Well I think I've now caught the cold from my GP and gone part deaf in my LEFT ear, which makes a change. Doesn't seem to be a coked up gabber drummer in there yet but give it time.
( brb Learn Ukrainian and prepare for a referendum, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 22:54, archived)

That’s nothing
We've run out of Malibu
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Oct 2024, 23:53, archived)

Switch to Cointreau

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:12, archived)

lol

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 5 Oct 2024, 10:57, archived)