It's not quite the official Aardvark greeting (the generator has been broken for some time now)
but it makes me happy anyway. How are you, the lovely Mr Trouser?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:30, archived)

On the trouser scale.
I would say... "Levi 501". Comfy, yet practical. Never out of style.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 10 Oct 2024, 9:35, archived)