Why are you on a badger finding mission?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:05, archived)

So they can lead him to the mushrooms, of course

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:18, archived)

Now that's some vintage internet referencing right there.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:26, archived)