Morning.
I’m at the airport, which is criminal at this time on a Saturday. About to get a deep fingering by Ryanair, so that should perk things up.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 6:50, archived)

I'm going out to find badgers
- so probably best that I don't do any fingerings.
( Invisible Wizard - 10th Level Nerf-herder, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:04, archived)

It would perk things up for the badgers.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:12, archived)

Why are you on a badger finding mission?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:05, archived)

So they can lead him to the mushrooms, of course

( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:18, archived)

Now that's some vintage internet referencing right there.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:26, archived)

Cats woke me up at 6.15
Little pricks
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:17, archived)

Make sure to wake them up repeatedly when they’re trying to nap later.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:19, archived)

That’s a lie-in, it’s usually 5am when I’m treated to the ‘feed me’ dance

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:19, archived)

It's the kitten that's the problem
He will purposely knock things over to wake me up
( Smash Monkey 2 The damp spastic, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:40, archived)

That’s what mine does

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:56, archived)

that's what my ghost does

( MiseryCunt part of the poo, part of the shit, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 11:14, archived)

I’d rather have a piece of toast

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 12:06, archived)

Ryanair..my deepest condolences
I’m about to go for a run and it’s pissing down
( Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:20, archived)

At least you can go home any time you like. I’m now locked into a plane.
I hate Ryanair with a passion.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 7:27, archived)

Thank you for flying Ryanair, we know you have a choice in airlines and it looks like you're a fucking stupid fucking cunt.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 8:15, archived)

You chose this!

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:35, archived)

Morning
Ryanair is an anagram of ra rainy, coincidence?
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 8:09, archived)

And broadsword is an anagram of sod bra word. Makes you think.
Hello lovely broadlyswordly. I am in France. I feel like Jacob Dyer.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:19, archived)

^ arriving back with a burnt neck

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:57, archived)

I don’t like it.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 10:23, archived)

🄰🄰🄰🄰🄰🅁🅁🅁🅁🅁🅁🄳🄳🄳🄳🅅🅅🄰🄰🄰🄰🅁🅁🅁🄺🄺🄺!!!!

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 10:08, archived)

morning

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 19 Oct 2024, 8:14, archived)

Morning all, what's the news? I see there have been some name changes.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:04, archived)

It's Bou here

(Fantasma:, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:15, archived)

We could do with a list (klaxon). As a more sporadic poster, when I leave for too long it gets confusing.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:28, archived)

Ghenghis Fucklegs is MiseryCunt
morning is BPD
(Fantasma:, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:39, archived)

No m8

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:35, archived)

'Alright'.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 9:55, archived)

Alright ocsp you weirdo

(evening 'My stage name is DJ Teargas', Sat 19 Oct 2024, 12:00, archived)

Alright beeps, what's the current stock advice?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 14:15, archived)

buy low sell high

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 14:19, archived)

sell
get
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 19 Oct 2024, 14:42, archived)