You can if you hack the site

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:04, archived)

The only thing you can hack
is a hobo's jizz when you cough.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:05, archived)

Lol

(Fantasma. mr horrible and Grrrmachine, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:06, archived)

Smashing your face repeatedly on the keyboard while on hackertyper.net doesn't mean you're ACTUALLY hacking the site.
Though that site is fun.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 31 Oct 2024, 15:06, archived)