Reminds me of that gag from the St. Trinian's film
"Just got back from India, my mate's getting married."
"Hen do?"
"No, she's Church of England"
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 15:57, archived)

I've just been playing cards with my girlfriend
poker?

no but we snogged a bit
(ticklepricks link in bio ❤️🌟❤️, Sun 17 Nov 2024, 16:59, archived)

Liquor in the front
Poker in the rear
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 17 Nov 2024, 18:01, archived)