He’s ordered from Dominos, self-respect has long since left the building

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:43, archived)

Good point, and the pizza is on the floor.
Everything about this is absolutely sad and hilarious at the same time. Thank you, Misery, thank you.
( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:45, archived)

the pizza deserves to be on the floor

( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:46, archived)

youtu.be/gAYL5H46QnQ
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 18 Nov 2024, 18:48, archived)

oi! i usually make pizzas myself from scratch how dare you judge me
Just couldn't be arsed last night was a bit wiffled
( MiseryCunt why is my arse getting further away, Tue 19 Nov 2024, 9:41, archived)